When Darcy Met Lizzie

Love, Hollywood Style

Every year, audiences fill the movie studio’s coffers and theaters watching a genre of film that has existed for as long as there have been movies. The genre pre-exists the advent of motion pictures by perhaps several thousand years, but the cinematic presentation is the one that modern audiences are most familiar with. The plot generally goes like this:

A big case comes to a big city law firm. Maybe it’s a lawsuit filed by “the little guy” against a giant greedy corporation who did him wrong. The senior partners like the attention it will garner for the firm, but think it’s a loser. They assign two junior associates. One of them is a handsome, young Ivy League law school graduate. He has a privileged background, and maybe his name has a Roman numeral in it. He drives a BMW. The other is a pretty, young graduate of a well-respected state university law school. Maybe she went to night school while waiting tables at a diner and taking care of the beloved aunt who raised her after her parents died. She drives a Honda Civic. Naturally, these two young, fabulously attractive associates take an immediate dislike for one another. She thinks he’s crude, not very bright, and only got his position at the firm because he’s a man and because of his privileged background. He thinks she’s uptight, cold, and snooty and that she only got her position because of her looks. We see that he is cocky, arrogant, and a player, flirting with the receptionist and the firm’s paralegals. Despite her brilliant mind, we can see that she suffers from imposter syndrome and feels that she doesn’t belong at this prestigious law firm. The senior partners leering at her legs do nothing to boost her confidence or quell her anger. Sparks fly. They argue, they fight, and they even mix it up in front of a judge during a preliminary hearing. They just rub each other the wrong way. Awkward moments abound. We see each of them battling their own insecurities by building walls and projecting their own perceived flaws on one another.

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No Direction Home

My short story, “No Direction Home,” has been published along with an interview in issue 8.2 of The Rappahannock Review

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A Letter Home

In this excerpt from Winslow, Private Joshua Winslow, nineteen years old and fighting with the New York 34th Voluntary Infantry writes home on September 11, 1862, six days before the Battle of Antietam.

My Dearest Sarah,

After a hard march of five days, we have stopped, at least momentarily. We are near Hagerstown, Maryland. I’m not sure when I will be able to post this letter. We have been moving quickly.

We have been ordered to rest for at least this day and maybe the next. I am writing this letter as the sun is setting over a tent-covered ridge to the west. No fires are permitted after dark, lest the glow of them alert the rebel forces of our position.

The place where we are was once a farm, or more accurately several farms covering hundreds of acres of fertile ground blanketing graceful and gentle hills. If there were a place to rival the beauty of our home in New York, this would be it. What few buildings stand here, barns and farmhouses, have been occupied by the officers as temporary command posts.

I can imagine what this place looked like before the tens of thousands of the Union Army arrived. It was a quiet place and gentle in its stillness. Now, in any direction I look I see an ocean of men and tents, all moving in small waves. It’s as if a large living organism has engulfed this place and forever destroyed its tranquility. When we arrived here yesterday we thought that we were the last, but more men kept arriving through the night. There must be over ten thousand men here by now and they are still arriving. They have come from all over the Union, from Maine and Vermont, from a place called Deer Island, from New Jersey and Pennsylvania, from Illinois and Michigan and Ohio. Continue reading

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